Shit I'll Never Do...Otherwiwse Known As A Bucket List To All You "Shiny" People Out There...

A work in progress, as I assume most bucket list's are over the course of a lifetime.

1. Complete a marathon
2. Learn to sail and then sail to the Mediterranean and spend an undetermined amount of time living on my  boat over there.
3. Travel. All over. A few places include: Ireland, Germany, Alaska, Japan, Hawaii, remote islands of the Caribbean.
4. Swim with Great Whites. In a cage, duh. 
5. Oh and if it can be with the SharkMen, even better. Also want to do the research they do. It is just so damn cool.
6. Inspire at least one of my kids to do something exceptional with their life.
7. Learn to shoot a handgun with amazing accuracy and look fantastically sexy while doing so. Like in a leather body suit with thigh high boots. I realize this last part may be impossible, but a girl can wish!
8. Live on a beach for the majority of my years. Which probably means I should move...yesterday. So I guess this one is not happening, but whatever. I still want to live on the beach. For a long time. In fact, it is most definitely the place I wish to die. Probably on one of the beaches I discover completing number 2.
9. Open and run a successful 'mom and pop' restaurant. I will have one or two house specialties, but my main menu will be, "Take it or leave it". I will decide daily what I will be serving. Hopefully people will find the idea clever and unique and not actually leave it...leaving me bankrupt and suicidal.
10. Attend culinary school. This has nothing to do with number 9. Its just something I really want to do.
11. Find a man that loves me in the way I know I need to be loved. Or not. I'm not committing this to being something I truly want to happen. I don't know. Don't ask me.
12. A bucket list is a list of things one wishes to do before one dies, correct? The term 'things' is used very loosely, I would assume? So for the 'thing' filling spot 12? Mike Rowe. You saw that one comin', huh?
13. Bake a cake. Perfectly. Lemon flavored.
14. Drive an Indy car. 
15. Visit all 50 states. 
16. Drive old Route 66.
17.  Eat a meal prepared by Anthony Bourdain. I love him. And I don't give a rat's ass what you think about it!
18. Graduate college.
19. Take a cross country road trip. By myself. 
20. See a baseball game in the Green Monster. It won't be there forever!
21. Stay at the Palmer House and the Drake in the winter. Then lay in bed all day and order one of everything off the room service menu.
22. Chase a tornado. Even though they terrify me.
23. Learn to cut hair...well.
24. Drastically change my hair color and live as a blonde and a red head for a few months each. 
25. Invent teleportation. I'm this||close. Seriously.
26. Meet my top 5 favorite Tweeters all at once. THAT will be a party of truly epic proportions.
27. Skip every holiday for a year. At least Christmas and Thanksgiving. Travel somewhere exotic instead...like a Peruvian jungle or some shit like that.