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To: All Male Tax Payers
From: I.R.S.
Subject: Increased Tax Payments

Dear Taxpayer:

The only thing the I.R.S. has not taxed is your pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is employed, but it operates in the hole. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Accordingly, after March 30, 1979, your pecker will also be taxed, based on its size, using the pecker checker scale below. Determine your appropriate category and insert the tax under "other taxes", Part V, line 61 of your Standard Income Tax Return (Form 1040).

Pecker Checker Scale

10 to 12 inches                 Luxury Tax                                    $50.00

8 to 10 inches                   Pole Tax                                          $25.00

6 to 8 inches                     Privilege Tax                                  $15.00

4 to 6 inches                     Nuisance Tax                                 $  5.00

Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Do not ask for an extension. Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should be filed under "Capitol Gains".

Very Truly Yours,

Ruben J. Cutchapeckereff

I.R.S. Representative