How lucky did I get? I base...daily...my frame of mind on the things that are happening around me. Maybe this is good. Maybe this is bad. Maybe it's a good mix of the two. I think the latter of the three is probably most accurate. Tonight my sweetest reason(s) to live are with their father. So I have been home and cooked. I made a fabulous Shepherd's Pie. If I weren't so lazy, I would totally post the link for you all to enjoy as much as TSMA and I did with some friends. Buuuuuuutttt...I'm definitely that lazy and don't feel the need to share my phenomenal recipe with all you losers.
Anyway...I did have a point when I started this, but then when Comcast started behaving like a God damn twat waffle and wouldn't play my Mike Rowe in the background for me, which led to my cursing the television, smacking my sexy man in the arm and demanding, "KEVY! Why the shit isn't this working??? The picture is there but I can't hear it. There isn't any audio." He instructed me to turn the cable box off and try again. I petted his pretty little head and apologized for waking him for such a stupid thing. I did what he said. It WORKED. And then, the commercial played AND IT STOPPED FUCKING WORKING. And this is where shit got bad.
I seriously started this mother fucking post while TSMA was falling asleep with an arm around me, my kitten was half asleep in my God damn lap, Mike Rowe was on the telly-poo and I was thinking, "HOW did I get so LUCKY?". I was going to elaborate, in detail, about those little, wonderful things and then Comcast RUINED MY LIFE.
I'm so mad I don't even want to talk about it. I only want to throw the remote at the TV and call it a day. I had the most wonderful man in the world, falling asleep at my side, an arm draped over me. I had the world's most beautiful kitten asleep on my arm and the most intelligent man in television playing On Demand. I was missing my wonderful, lovely children. I was thinking about tucking them into bed. But I was happy. I was going to tell you three unique individuals, just how happy I was. And then Comcast happened. They RUIN EVERYTHING. They are a gigantic conglomerate. You have NO choice. So they can charge you whatever they deem fit. And fine. Good job, Capitalism. BUT, and here's where I get MAD, when you want to crawl into your bed with THE sexiest man alive, let your kitty fall asleep at your side, think about the beautiful way you're raising your kids and how all you do will pay off one day and watch your God damn 6th favorite man EVER talk about drinking urine in the morning and COMCAST can't get their fucking shit together, it really fucking pisses me off.
Because I was so utterly annoyed with the fact I couldn't HEAR...yeah...they're so retarded they can't figure out audio....I was so annoyed I restarted everything at TSMA's suggestion and then THEY DID IT AGAIN. And that is when he rolled over, the kitten jumped off the bed, I can assume my offspring rolled over in bed. They all got annoyed with me because the one time I wanted to watch something that was just for me...I watch everything with and for everyone in my life and that's okay but this time, this time it was just for me...The mother fucking CABLE is a God damn asshole.
I HATE FUCKING COMCAST.
